53 Guava Puns to Squeeze the Day

Embark on a guava-licious journey through 53 fruity puns that’ll leave you smiling.

Laugh your way to a fruity fiesta! Let us take you on a juicy journey with 53 pun-derful guava jokes that will tickle your taste buds and make you laugh. Wordplay and guavas share the limelight in the delightful orchard of humor. There’s a pun for every guavalicious occasion here, from peelings to pulp. This collection has something for everyone, whether you enjoy witty one-liners, clever wordplay, or just a good chuckle. Let’s explore the playful side of guavas by imagining them in hilarious scenarios and fruity jokes.

24. How come the guava received a ticket? It was parked in a no-pulp zone.

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25. Which type of movies appeals most to guavas? Action and adventure, with a side of pulp!


26. What is the definition of a guava with a strong sense of humor? A real “pulp”it comedian!


27. What made the guava turn into a musician? It had a great sense of melo-dy!


28. What game is a guava’s favorite? Hide and seed!

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29. Why did the guava arrive at the orchard with a ladder? To reach new heights!


30. What language do guavas use? They just “fruit-chat” with each other!


31. What made the guava turn into a detective? It had a nose for fruity business.


32. What kind of movie is a guava’s favorite? Anything with a twist of lime!

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33. How did the guava mend its heartbreak? It found a new squeeze!


34. Which song is a guava’s favorite? “You Are the Apple of My Eye.”


35. The guava went to the spa, but why? It needed a little fruit-ification!


36. How do guavas communicate? They send each other “fruit-mails.”

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37. What made the guava attend the musical performance? It wanted to hear some berry good tunes!


38. Which sport is the favorite of guavas? Squash!


39. How would you characterize a guava with an amazing memory? A fruit-ile mind!


40. Why had the guava come to the orchard with a pencil? To draw some fruit sketches!

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41. Which TV station is a guava’s favorite? The Food Network, of course!


42. How do the guavas say sorry? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be a little fruity.”


43. What was the banana’s response to the guava? You’re a-peel-ing too!


44. The guava went to the comedy show, but why? It wanted to get a good laugh out of the fruit jokes!

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45. What kind of vacation is most preferred by guavas? A tropical fruitcation!


46. Why can’t a guava stay calm? It stays chill and fruity!


47. The guava turned red; why? It saw the salad dressing!


48. How can a guava resolve conflicts? It uses its fruit-elligence!

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49. The guava joined a band, but why? It had a knack for hitting the right notes!


50. Which book is a guava’s favorite? “Fruitful Thinking” by Juicy Socrates.


51. How did the guava survive the difficult times? It stayed fruity and resilient!


52. What made the guava turn into a poet? It loved creating fruity verses!

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53. What kind of weather is most preferred by guavas? Mild and pulpy!


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