Get ready to slapshot into laughter with 101 hockey-themed puns! These jokes are icing on the puck for a fun-filled game of wordplay.
Seeking to use humour to break the ice? Grab your sticks, because we have some puck-worthy news: a collection of 101 hockey-themed puns! This collection ensures a rink-side seat to clever wordplay and goal-worthy jests, with jokes about slapshots that will have you smiling from ear to ear and puns about penalty boxes that will have you serving up laughter.
These hockey puns are the hat-trick of humour that will have you laughing out loud. They’re not just meant to make you laugh. Envision an ice rink brimming with wordplay and puns that will make you laugh until you’re offside with giggles, in addition to skates and sticks. This collection promises a slapshot of humour that will guarantee a puck-ing good time, whether it’s a joke about Zambonis that will have you grinning or a joke about hockey fights that will have you in stitches!
1. Why did the hockey player attend the game wearing an additional pair of pants? In case he got a hat trick!
2. What did the goalie hear from the hockey puck? “I’ve got some serious goals in mind!”
3. Why did the coach leave during the game to go to the bank? To get his players to check!
4. How do hockey players go about getting jobs? By ice-sicle!
5. The hockey puck went to school, but why? To become a little more well-rounded!
6. What was said to the rink by the hockey player? “I’m totally floored by your coolness!”
7. How come the hockey arena was so cold? Because the fans kept giving everyone the cold shoulder!
8. How do players of hockey communicate? They slapshot each other texts!
9. What dessert is the favourite of a hockey player? Stick-y pudding!
10. What was said to the puck by the hockey player? “You’re really on the ball today!”
11. How do hockey players maintain composure while playing? They have lots of fans cheering for them!
12. The hockey player ate soup before the game; why was that? To keep his “goal-tender” stomach full!
13. What tools do hockey players use for auto repairs? Stick-shifts!
14. How do hockey players maintain a clean breath? They use “blue-line” mints!
15. What was said by the hockey player to the obnoxious fan? “You’re really skating on thin ice with all that noise!”
16. How do hockey players express regret? They say, “I’m ‘pucking’ sorry!”
17. Why did the hockey player never seem to be upset? He kept his cool with ice water!
18. What was said by the hockey player to the malfunctioning vending machine? “Looks like it’s ‘puck’-ered out!”
19. How are taxes filed by hockey players? They take a “penalty” for not scoring enough deductions!
20. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s shovel at the game? In case the competition got a little too “ice-olated”!
21. What do you name a hockey-playing snowman? A “chilly” forward!
22. Why did the hockey team always have a hunger problem after games? Because they worked up an “appetite” for victory!
23. How do hockey players maintain their sense of organization? They keep everything in “check”!
24. What was said between the hockey player and the obnoxious referee? “You’re really skating on thin ice with those calls!”
25. Why did the hockey player show up to the game holding a candle? In case there was a power play!
26. How do hockey players say hello to one another? With a “cool” handshake!
27. What did the hockey player tell the man delivering the pizza? “Thanks for delivering right to the ‘goal crease’!”
28. Why did the hockey player attend the game with an umbrella? In case of a “power play” shower!
29. Which candy is the favourite of a hockey player? “Slapstick” bars!
30. What made the hockey player wear a belt during the match? To tighten up their defense!
31. How do players in hockey consume their cereal? With “slap”-spoons!
32. To the chatty Zamboni, what did the hockey player say? “You’re really ‘driving’ me crazy with all that noise!”
33. Why did the hockey player enter the game with a hammer? In case he needed to “net” some goals!
34. What was said to the snowman by the hockey player? “Do you wanna build a ‘blue line’ defense together?”
35. How do hockey players prevent wrinkles in their shirts? They give them a good power-play ironing!
36. The hockey player brought a fishing rod to the game; why? To catch some “puck”-erel!
37. What kind of music is a hockey player’s favourite? “Hip-check” hop!
38. Why was it so hot in the hockey arena? Because of all the “slapshots” fired up!
39. How sandwich eaters in hockey do it? With “power play” sauce!
40. How do players of hockey stay warm in the winter? They wear their “hat tricks”!
41. The hockey player went to the beach, but why? To practice their “sand”-passes!
42. Which genre of movies is a hockey player’s favourite? “Stick”-tion!
43. How do players of hockey consume their pizza? With “face-off” toppings!
44. To the broken clock, what did the hockey player say? “Looks like you’re ‘time-out’ of order!”
45. The hockey player entered the garden, but why? To practice his “wrist shots”!
46. What is the name of this eerie hockey rink? A “spooky” ice arena!
47. The hockey player visited the art museum for what reason? To learn how to make “master-peace” shots!
48. What is the favourite breakfast of a hockey player? “Cross-crease” toast!
49. Why did the hockey player enter the game with a ladder? To elevate their game to the “next level”!
50. Saying what to the puck in the penalty box, the hockey player “You’re really ‘boxed’ in this time!”
51. How are hamburgers consumed by hockey players? With “slapshot” ketchup!
52. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s camera at the game? To capture all the “shutter” speeds!
53. What is used by hockey players to mend plumbing? Puck-ets!
54. The hockey player visited the pet store for what reason? To find a “puck”-inese Crested dog!
55. How do hockey players express regret for their errors? They say, “I really ‘mis-sticked’ that one!”
56. How do players of hockey stay in contact? They use a “slapshot” phone!
57. Why was a compass brought to the hockey game by the player? To ensure his shots were “directional”!
58. During practice, what did the hockey player say to the puck? “You’re really on the ‘edge’ today!”
59. What was the purpose of the hockey player carrying scissors to the game? In case of a “cutting-edge” situation!
60. Which TV program is a hockey player’s favourite? “Puck Dynasty”!
61. How do hockey players arrive at decisions? They take a “shot” at it!
62. The hockey player brought a chef to the game; why? To ensure some “slapstick” cooking!
63. In response to the leaking water bottle, what did the hockey player say? “You’re really dribbling on the ice!”
64. How do hockey players resolve conflicts? With a “stick”-tion replay!
65. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s mirror during the game? To check out his “reflection” on the ice!
66. What was said by the hockey player to the broken skate? “You’re really losing your ‘edge’!”
67. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s phone charger at the game? In case his team needed an “extra charge”!
68. How do hockey players decompress? With some “penalty box” fans!
69. The hockey player brought a book to the game; why? To brush up on his “face-off” strategies!
70. After a victory, what did the hockey player say to the puck? “You really ‘slid’ into the right places today!”
71. How are hockey players’ hair styles? With a “power-play” comb!
72. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s suitcase at the game? In case he needed to pack in some “net-worthy” moments!
73. What did the hockey player at the rink say to the creaky door? “You’re really ‘hinging’ on annoying!”
74. Why was the hockey player at the game carrying a flashlight? In case he needed to “shine” on the ice!
75. How do players in hockey move around the rink? With a “cross-crease” compass!
76. The hockey player brought a bird to the game; why? To practice some “puck”-erel passing!
77. What was said to the wall by the hockey player? “You’re really ‘boarding’ on the side of safety!”
78. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s bell at the game? To ring in some “goal-scoring” moments!
79. How do players of hockey arrange their minds? They make a “power-play” list!
80. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s telescope at the game? To spot all the “slapshot” stars!
81. What did the hockey player at the rink say to the creaky gate? “You’re really ‘gate-ing’ on my nerves!”
82. Why did the hockey player arrive at the game carrying a stapler? In case he needed to “bind” the team together!
83. How do hockey players write letters? With “cross-ice” pens!
84. Which hockey player brought a pillow to the game and why? In case he needed some “goal-tending” sleep!
85. What did the hockey player at the rink say to the creaky chair? “You’re really ‘chair’-ishing the noise, huh?”
86. Why did the hockey player attend the game with a watering can? To nurture some “goal-tending” moments!
87. How do hockey players handle difficulties? They take a “slapshot” at it!
88. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s magnifying glass during the game? To examine all the “goalie-saving” moments!
89. What was said on the loudspeaker by the hockey player? “You’re really ‘amplifying’ the game!”
90. Why did the hockey player arrive at the game with a broom? To “sweep” the competition!
91. How do players of hockey arrive at the game? They take the “iced” bus!
92. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s map at the game? In case he needed to find the “goal path”!
93. What was said to the squeaky door by the hockey player? “You’re really ‘hinging’ on irritating!”
94. Which hockey player brought a magnet to the game, and why? To attract some “puck luck”!
95. How do hockey players decompress following a match? With some “slapshot” fans!
96. What was the purpose of the hockey player’s dictionary during the game? To look up some “puck-tionary” terms!
97. What was said by the hockey player to the floor that creaked? “You’re really ‘creaking’ on my nerves!”
98. The hockey player brought a plant to the game; why? To add some “icing” to the rink!
99. How do players of hockey manage their time? With a “face-off” clock!
100. Which hockey player brought a sponge to the game and why? To soak up all the “rink-tastic” moments!
101. What was said between the hockey player and the obnoxious player? “You’re really skating on thin ice with those antics!”